Dramatis Personae

Felix Ex-soldier. Part-time hero. Occasional accountant.	Mus Best friend.	Iusta Young heiress. Very willful.	Spendusa Kitchen servant. Very willing.
Damon Prodigal son. Misplaced somewhere between Judaea and Alexandria.	Seianti Iusta’s best friend. Etruscan. Don’t you forget it.	Calatoria Themis Stepmother to Iusta. Force to be reckoned with.	This is also Mus I have an extra icon. He has bed hair.

Menander Devoted servant.	Venus A mighty goddess.	Titus The Emperor’s son.	Helvius Doctor and professional teacher of rhetoric.
Petronia Vitalis Tavern-keeper. Formerly. Iusta’s mother.	Petronius Stephanus Landlord, formerly. Iusta’s father.	Domitian The Emperor’s other son.	Caius Bookkeeper and amateur philosopher.

Elisa Mus’s little sister.	Josephus Fish-pickle dealer. Mus’s father.	Mus’s mother & baby brother The baby is named Jochanan Phineas, aka Squinchy-face.	Telesphorus General overseer for the Petronius household.
Aster Mus’s littler sister.	Speudon Calatoria’s cousin. In debt. A lot of debt.	Cynthia Calatoria’s personal maid. Spendusa’s sister.	Lolla Damon’s mother. Not technically Felix’s wife.

Legio X The Emperor’s accountants.	Miriamne Tavern-keeper. Formerly in the employ of Petronia Vitalis.	Glauki Seianti’s personal maid. Not a very good chaperone.	Ati Nacna Seianti’s old auntie. Sayer of sooths, but only in Etruscan.
Vibius One of the Blues. A cool cat. Has many wives, apparently.	Talicus Thug for hire. Probably a liar.	Nonius Statues of his family decorate half the town. Richest man around, and boss of the Blues.	Nonia Wife of Nonius. Takes on people as projects.